Super-Stoked Pregnant Ladies Leap from Facebook to The Lottery

The Lottery, Lifetime's attempt to get your Aunt Gladys interested in hard science fiction, premiered Sunday and it's a slow motion, lobotomized Children of Men: welcome to a dystopian future where babies just aren't getting born. That's unfortunate because as regular Lifetime viewers know, pregnancy is magical. Hell,… » 7/21/14 1:50pm Yesterday 1:50pm

When Women Are the Means of Production, on Orphan Black

In the second season finale of Orphan Black, the best show you're tired of being told is the best show you're not watching, another game-changing dimension was added to the complex cabal behind the scenes of these women's lives. But maybe the best twist was how the show managed to deepen its brilliant gender… » 6/23/14 1:15pm 6/23/14 1:15pm

A Séance With Lisa Rinna Explains A Lot About Lisa Rinna

The medium's slightly overlong French-manicured toenails were not even the worst thing about LMN's A Séance With... Lisa Rinna. The worst thing was the depiction of actual loved ones (by SkyMall catalog models) in segments that could easily be cut into Tim & Eric's Awesome Show Great Job without a ripple in the comic… » 6/16/14 9:15am 6/16/14 9:15am

Orange Is The New Black: Season 2, Episode 4

Where were you when you learned about your urethra, ladies? How many holes did you think you had? I remember an 8th grade conversation that happened the row behind mine in Biology that hypothesized there were a total of 7 holes in the average female groin. For those of you still wondering, OITNB and Sophia Burset… » 6/09/14 2:55pm 6/09/14 2:55pm

Orange Is The New Black: Season 2, Episode 3

How wise, in retrospect, that the first season of OITNB withheld the backstory of so many fan favorite characters. It's turned the highly anticipated second season into a roll call of extremely meaningful histories of people we already love, avoiding the usual sophomore season mistake of throwing dozens of new… » 6/09/14 2:53pm 6/09/14 2:53pm

Orange Is The New Black: Season 2, Episode 2

OINTB is not fucking around in season two. They are here to 1) teach you some lessons about life and 2) entertain the HELL out of you. That this series manages to be so funny and yet so unrelentingly grim often feels like a reflection of life itself, snatching moments of joy and transcendence from the grinding apathy… » 6/09/14 2:52pm 6/09/14 2:52pm