Eight Things That Should Get You Banned From Dating Naked

VH1's Dating Naked is a reality dating show where two naked-ass people go on a date with each other. Then they each date two more naked people, and all of them hang out between dates in a resort that's presumably lousy with butt prints. At the end of three days, the two contestants must decide who they want to… » 8/22/14 1:30pm 8/22/14 1:30pm

Aromatherapy Doesn't Hide Stench of Bad Parenting on Extreme Parenting

Shira, the "Eco-Kosher Shamanistic Aromatherapy" mom from Thursday's Extreme Guide to Parenting on Bravo, is constantly spritzing essences all over her son as a form of behavior moderation (in addition to: reiki healing, singing bowls, and a lot of calm-faced shouting). Meanwhile the poor kid is acting up so much at… » 8/08/14 12:55pm 8/08/14 12:55pm

Rob Lowe Manifests as 80's Nagel Hunk in Moonbeam City

Rob Lowe was the real life Prince of Perfect Male Hotness in the 1980's so his translation into Nagel art makes a visceral sense that cannot be denied. The whole sensibility of this teaser is so sexy yet ridiculous (sexdiculous?) that I am speechless except for a prayer of thanks that Comedy Central is doubling down… » 7/25/14 2:05pm 7/25/14 2:05pm

Super-Stoked Pregnant Ladies Leap from Facebook to The Lottery

The Lottery, Lifetime's attempt to get your Aunt Gladys interested in hard science fiction, premiered Sunday and it's a slow motion, lobotomized Children of Men: welcome to a dystopian future where babies just aren't getting born. That's unfortunate because as regular Lifetime viewers know, pregnancy is magical. Hell,… » 7/21/14 1:50pm 7/21/14 1:50pm