The Miss America Pageant Has No Business Handing Out Scholarships

The 2015 Miss America Pageant was aired by America's Broadcasting Company last night, with a parade of beautiful young women judged on how they walked in evening wear, the attractiveness of their bodies, a "talent" and their ability to answer hard-hitting, complex question in ten seconds. » 9/15/14 12:35pm Yesterday 12:35pm

Fashionably late, if anything. Thank you for this comment, it's interesting to understand these are all legit Louisiana accents. I do love Southern accents of all stripes, but I especially need to get back to New Orleans to hear those dulcet tones and eat that delicious food. » 9/06/14 12:08pm 9/06/14 12:08pm

Trying to Decipher Who the Hell Nicole Richie Is, via Candidly Nicole

In the finale of VH1's Candidly Nicole, Nicole Richie finished the series by taking her two best friends and third semi-friend to a sleep-away camp for adults that features all the chilled out activities you remember from summer camp (Arts and Crafts, archery, making fun of counselors) and once again eluding our… » 9/05/14 1:45pm 9/05/14 1:45pm

Married At First Sight's One-Month Anniversaries of Doom

In the second-to-last episode of Married at First Sight, a very Simpsons-esque moment where you could actually see Doug's heart break, above. Brutal, but perhaps this swift figurative kick to the face was for the best, as the big focus this episode was the couples' one month anniversaries and pursuant gifts. » 9/03/14 12:15pm 9/03/14 12:15pm

Eight Things That Should Get You Banned From Dating Naked

VH1's Dating Naked is a reality dating show where two naked-ass people go on a date with each other. Then they each date two more naked people, and all of them hang out between dates in a resort that's presumably lousy with butt prints. At the end of three days, the two contestants must decide who they want to… » 8/22/14 1:30pm 8/22/14 1:30pm

Aromatherapy Doesn't Hide Stench of Bad Parenting on Extreme Parenting

Shira, the "Eco-Kosher Shamanistic Aromatherapy" mom from Thursday's Extreme Guide to Parenting on Bravo, is constantly spritzing essences all over her son as a form of behavior moderation (in addition to: reiki healing, singing bowls, and a lot of calm-faced shouting). Meanwhile the poor kid is acting up so much at… » 8/08/14 12:55pm 8/08/14 12:55pm